...I just reminded myself. Earth Day is really Lenin's birthday. Here is the old bastard in a mugshot from 1895, looking every inch the punk kid brother of Satan. And here is some first-rate commentary about his spiritual progeny, Ira Einhorn, the murderer who masterminded Earth Day.
Celebrate, if you must, this slithering hell-bait, the fuse that lit the explosion of destruction that was the 20th century. As for me, I think I'll take the old internal combustion engine for a totally unnecessary trip across town in search of some white cheddar popcorn, the making of which produces greenhouse gas emissions.