It Really Is That Simple

Once you've flown first-class, you don't want to go back to coach.

Once you've had a cable internet connection, you don't want to go back to dial-up.

Once you've dined on prime rib, you don't want to go back to spam.

Once you've tasted dark chocolate, you don't want to go back to circus peanuts.

Once you've drunk champagne, you don't want to go back to Steel Reserve.

Once you've experienced Gregorian chant, you don't want to go back to Marty Haugen.